Hers for me:
1. Pls be more affectionate, less yelling sessons and spend more time on anger management therapy.
2. Pls quit smoking. The money spent on cigarette over the years, can actually finance a revolution of a small country…and WIN!
3. Pls be more serious on special occassions….important occassions..heck, y’re never serious in any occassion. Stop that.
4. Exercise! Taste life! do aerobics!*
5. Pls try to memorize my family names. You ARE becoming their family.
6. Start putting some savings so for cushions due to hard times ahead….and yes dear, that means, stop buying porns or any other magazines conatining women with unrealistic organs in intimidating poses**
Mine for her:
1. You should do house chores…..with no clothes on.
2. Uhm…no..that’s it.
* Aerobics? Ae. Ro. Bics? Sweetie…I wld rather milk a cow.
** I do not buy porns…(yeah, right)
Neng, I love you…